What do you frequently ask?

Why oldazz-eyes?

Well because your arms are just too damn short any more.  And when you put on your readers you need to be shouting out OMFG, 'Oh My Fabulous Glasses'.

We have fun, fabulous, sassy, classy glasses to help you pull off the youthfulness baddass that you are when you must wear readers.

You don't want to just be the average Jo Blow, well neither does Oldazz-eyes. Our readers are made of the following:

  • Handmade – oldazzeyes are hand crafted from premium materials.
  • Spring hinges – Durable spring hinges flex for a more comfortable fit.
  • Optical quality lenses- oldazzeyes lenses offer clear vision with less distortion. Eye strain no more! All lenses are blue light blocking, and have an anti-reflective treatment.

Do my Oldazz-eyes come with a case?

Yes! You will receive a complimentary case with each frame you purchase. 

Returns and Exchanges

May I return or exchange my Oldazz-eyes if I feel they don't put off my youthfulness?

In the unlikely event that you fail to look like a youthful 20 year old hottie or you feel you don't want to shout out OMFG, 'Oh My Fabulous Glasses', Oldazzeyes offers returns. You have 30 days from date of purchase to return or exchange new merchandise. Once it's received at Oldazz-eyes head quarters, your return or exchange will be processed in 2-3 business days.  


Occasionally, some high-demand items on our site are not available to ship immediately. Damn you have excellent taste! That's what that means. In all seriousness if an item is on backorder, we will specify the estimated ship date on the product detail page. We will contact you via email if we become aware that your item is on backorder. Once your order ships, we will contact you with tracking information.  



NNNNOOOO! My Oldazz-eyes are broken - help!

Calm the F--k down....stop shouting out OMFG....We’ll do whatever we can to help you through this difficult time simply email us,, an explanation along with photos. We will review and get back with you.


Flex Spending and Health Savings Accounts

Can I make a purchase with my FSA or HSA?

Oldazz-eyes accepts FSA or HSA dollars for your purchase as long as your FSA or HSA card is associated with VISA, MasterCard or American Express (please check with your employer or insurance provider to be sure the expense is eligible).

To place an order online just use your FSA or HSA card like a credit card* or give us a call at (316) 641-4638

If your FSA or HSA card does not cover your entire purchase or you would like to use your FSA or HSA card to pay for a portion of your purchase and apply the remaining balance to another card, please call us at (316) 641-4638 and we will be happy to help you complete your purchase.

If your insurance provider did not issue you a FSA or HSA card and you have an account, you can pay for your order and we can send you an itemized receipt to send to your provider for reimbursement. Just contact us at or give us a call at (316) 641-4638.

Fitting and Care

What should I do if my Oldazz-eyes sit crooked on my face or slide down my nose?

A qualified optician can adjust your Oldazz-eyes for that perfect personalized fit. Most optical stores will do adjustments at no charge if you ask nicely, offer sweets or give a hug.

How do I care for my Oldazz-eyes?

Micro fiber cleaning cloth and lens cleaner that your eye doctor recommends.

Promo Code

How do I use a promo code?

This option is available during checkout. Scroll down to the box that reads “Promo Code” to enter.

Can I use more than one promo code at a time?

No, we can only accept one promo code per order.


Ordering Issues

I do not see the power I want or I’m getting an error.

Call our Customer Service for assistance.



Do you offer international shipping?

We do not offer international shipping.

How much is shipping?

U.S. Shipping is free via USPS; expedited shipping is available at an extra charge.

When will I get my order?

You will receive your glasses within 2-5 business days of when we receive your order. 

Do I get a tracking number?

Yes! We send email confirmations on all orders at the time of shipment with your tracking information.


Blue Light

How do your Blue Light glasses work?

Oldazz-eyes blue light is the secret weapon for more screen time! No straining while wearing your readers, maybe in other areas that we won't mention, we are talking about your eyes.


Not finished with all your f--king questions?

Simply email us at or call (316) 641-4638.